Collect the whole set.
Qualifications:
Awkward Even Through Email - 1) Receive a request to defend a person against charges of plagiarism when you are one of the people they have plagiarized OR 2) Accidentally send an intimate message meant for your partner to a business associate or your parents/children.Make It Weird - Pull a prank that falls flat or tell a story that clears a room.Panicked and Ran Away - When invited to a social function, you spend most of the evening hiding in the bathroom crying.Depression Lies - Everyone gets one of these just for showing up.Bestselling Author - Get your book on the New York Times Bestsellers List. You get the gold badge if it goes to #1.Advanced Stabbiness - All your enemies lay slain before you, Prerequisite for the Ninja Badge.

Collect the whole set.

Qualifications:

Awkward Even Through Email - 1) Receive a request to defend a person against charges of plagiarism when you are one of the people they have plagiarized OR 2) Accidentally send an intimate message meant for your partner to a business associate or your parents/children.

Make It Weird - Pull a prank that falls flat or tell a story that clears a room.

Panicked and Ran Away - When invited to a social function, you spend most of the evening hiding in the bathroom crying.

Depression Lies - Everyone gets one of these just for showing up.

Bestselling Author - Get your book on the New York Times Bestsellers List. You get the gold badge if it goes to #1.

Advanced Stabbiness - All your enemies lay slain before you, Prerequisite for the Ninja Badge.

Unhappy (Part Twelve)

Unhappy (Part Twelve) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Amanda

When Penelope had run after that couple and their son, Sarah had explained about what each of them could do. She didn’t remember Penelope actually disappearing. To her, it was more like the woman had wandered off when Amanda wasn’t looking. Even when it was explained to her, she could not picture her fading away or suddenly winking out of existence like…

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Unhappy (Part Eleven)

Unhappy (Part Eleven) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Penelope

“Hi, Bobby. I was just coming to find you, but I got a little sidetracked.”

“Wait,” said Anne, “this is Penelope?”

“A pleasure to finally meet you, Anne.”

“How do you know my name?” asked Anne. “Oh, wait. Never mind.”

“I’m sorry if I caused you any trouble,” said Penelope, “but it won’t happen again. I’ve made some new friends and they’re going to help…

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Unhappy (Part Ten)

Unhappy (Part Ten) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Wesley

First it was an invisible woman, then there was the mini-tornado, and now he had a talking dog to deal with. If this kept up, Wesley felt like he was going to wind up in the loony bin. Anne had broken her favorite cup when Sophie – that was what the dog called herself – had come into the kitchen to tell her that her son’s imaginary playmate was real. She…

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Unhappy (Part Nine)

Unhappy (Part Nine) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Penelope

“Everything’s fine,” said the man. “The crate just fell over is all. Nobody’s hurt.” Some people nearby had come to investigate the noise, but Sarah’s boyfriend managed to deflect their curiosity. In a few minutes, the three of them were alone again.

“Just who the hell are you?” demanded Sarah. “And how did you do that?”

“My name is Penelope Harrison,…

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Unhappy (Part Eight)

Unhappy (Part Eight) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Sophie

There was the chemical smell of detergents from the clothes in the dresser and closet, as well as the bed sheets. The laundry must have been done recently. Bits of food stains stood out on the carpet where the had been wiped clean, but not scrubbed away. The waxy scent of crayons and the sharper, pungent reek of felt markers came from the desk. The…

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Unhappy (Part Seven)

Unhappy (Part Seven) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Bobby

Ever since Princess Penelope had been hit by that truck, Bobby had had bad dreams. He saw the crash in his mind over and over. He wished that there was something he could have done to stop that truck, but he was just a boy. Each time he heard the brakes squeal and the grill of that pickup coming toward him, his heart began to race and he couldn’t breathe.

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Unhappy (Part Six)

Unhappy (Part Six) - The latest installment of my current WIP novella from the Universe series.

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Sarah

“Do you mind? This is a private conversation.” Sarah wondered how long the woman had stood there, and what she was doing in an area that was obviously closed to the public. People could be so stupid sometimes.

The woman looked like a hobo. Her clothes were filthy and torn, and she looked like she’d spent the night in a dumpster. Sarah wondered how she had…

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Unhappy (Part Five)

Unhappy (Part Five) - The latest installment from my current WIP in the Universe series.

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Sophie

The last thing Sophie had expected when she began digging in that garbage can was to be knocked senseless by a falling tree branch She had only meant it to be a quick stopover to get at some leftover bacon, but now she was trapped in these people’s garage. They seemed well intentioned, but their efforts were unnecessary. She could take care of herself.

T…

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Unhappy (Part Four)

A new novella from the Universe series I #amwriting – Unhappy (Part Four)

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Penelope (continued)

It took only a few minutes to unload the entire truck. When she was done, Sarah walked towards the small ranch house in the middle of the yard, and Penelope followed. They had just gotten inside when the phone started to ring. Penelope tried to eavesdrop while she looked around for something to put on her feet.

“No, it’s all right,” said…

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