Collect the whole set.
Awkward Even Through Email - 1) Receive a request to defend a person against charges of plagiarism when you are one of the people they have plagiarized OR 2) Accidentally send an intimate message meant for your partner to a business associate or your parents/children.
Make It Weird - Pull a prank that falls flat or tell a story that clears a room.
Panicked and Ran Away - When invited to a social function, you spend most of the evening hiding in the bathroom crying.
Depression Lies - Everyone gets one of these just for showing up.
Bestselling Author - Get your book on the New York Times Bestsellers List. You get the gold badge if it goes to #1.
Advanced Stabbiness - All your enemies lay slain before you, Prerequisite for the Ninja Badge.